sarahgoggles
Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.
Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (via emotional-algebra)
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messiahnide:

bootifulghostcookie:

messiahnide:

bootifulghostcookie:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

oh gosh this would be a terrible birthday cake because you would have to blow out charmanders tail o-o

Blow it out? No, go hard and eat that flaming mofo!

omg niko omgg what did charmander ever do to u

Nothing but… How else do you eat it?

This is a huge dilemma

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messiahnide:

bootifulghostcookie:

messiahnide:

bootifulghostcookie:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

oh gosh this would be a terrible birthday cake because you would have to blow out charmanders tail o-o

Blow it out? No, go hard and eat that flaming mofo!

omg niko omgg what did charmander ever do to u

Nothing but… How else do you eat it?

This is a huge dilemma

kalazin

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon